Norrmän
En svensk hare har kommit nära norska gränsen då han möter en norsk hare flyende in till Sverige.
- Varför flyr du?
- Det är älgjakt i Norge.
- Men du är väl ingen älg?
- Nej, men säg det till norrmännen.
Det var en svensk och en norrman som cyklade uppför en backe på en tandemcykel. När de kom upp flåsade svensken:
- Vi skulle aldrig kommit upp om jag inte hade tagit i så mycket.
Norrmannen svarade:
- Och om jag inte hade bromsat så hårt så skulle vi ha rullat ner igen.
- Vad är det som sticker ut från en norsk ubåt?
- Årorna!
/Walesaren
Norskt
Folket verkar ha glömt sammarna..Jag fortsätter väl med Evves tema då:P Knut Anders är bra, men Jostein är BÄTTRE! :D
/Walesaren
Knut Anders
Lite nostalgi =)
///Evve
///Evve
Bara för att...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week
///Evve
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week
///Evve
Dags för lite firande kanske ;)
Piero! :D Så fiiiint, eller vad tycker ni? (visst slår han sig själv med micken va?)
/Walesaren
Mer djur!
En till som säkert alla har sett. Men de är ju bara för söta!!!
/Walesaren
Vi fortsätter på djurtemat
Sötaste katten i stan =P
///Evve
///Evve
Dramatiskt värre
Har en känsla av att ni redan sett den här..men ingen lägger ju upp nått så jag får väl ta och dra mitt strå. Han är ju så söt! XD
/Walesaren
Mer Glenn Killing och en gaypolis
Dags att bridra lite igen då :P
/Walesaren
Hallåå
Människor? Vart är ni? Då får väl jag dra mitt strå till stacken då... Hmm vilken ska vi ta...
Den duktiga språkdamen =P
///Evve
Den duktiga språkdamen =P
///Evve
